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Disgusting baldie!

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Ground beetle!

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Previously on Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei

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Tights-obsessed mature woman-loving man whose hair roots are already dead!

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That's not fair.

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Please insult me too!

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Step on me with high heels!

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Me too, me too!

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It's a classroom filled with M's...

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Idiot, worthless, clumsy, moron, scum, failure, NEET, pervert, creep, foul, useless, pathetic!
(This is the end of the line)

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Takoyaki

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Yakisoba

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Maid Cafe

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Magician

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The show that shocked the nation
Frog Magician

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Pomegranate

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Fresh Juice
Strawberry 100% (Sold Out)
Pomegranate 100% (410 yen)

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Maze

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Cul

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ture

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festival

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A subject born from a door
(note: this is a pun on "culture festival")

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Why is the sign for this class

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so plain?

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Entrance

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Please come in with your mind at ease

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The truth is-

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Daily life is filled with ambiguous love.

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This world is passing just like a dream.

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Self doubt will always exist.

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To defeat it, you need skill.

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I'm just ignoring the pain.

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I don't concern myself with other people.

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People, people, people, watching.

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Just walk your own path.

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Whether I'm sleeping or awake, I don't let go of my dreams.

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Even if society should rot,

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your life is only your own.

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Just GO on your own, stubbornly MY YEAH!

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Instead of the future, think of the present.

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Even if I should become injured,

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I want to be reborn as I was.

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Just GO on your own, stubbornly MY YEAH!

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Go while believing in yourself.

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Turn your eyes first

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to yourself if you get lost.

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A cultured person was avoiding the rain under the Rasho Gate

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It appears that it's the culture festival.

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What do you mean, "it appears?"
You're talking as if about somewhere else.

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We have to do something, too.

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Culture festival... Culture, huh.

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Don't be so concerned with being a cultured person!

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If you're so concerned about culture at such a
young age when you're not cultured at all,

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you won't grow up to be a strong adult!

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It's not like you have to be cultured to
participate in the culture festival.

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Teacher.

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What is it, Kitsu-san?

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I think it's strange to criticize being a cultured person.

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Since Japan constitutionally guarantees everyone
a living that is both cultured and comfortable.

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So it's constitutional.

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Constitutional?

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He didn't mean fistfighting.

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Then I guess we can't help it.

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If it's something guaranteed by the constitution.

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I understand.  I'll allow you to participate in the culture festival.

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You're weak against authority.

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But this country is rotting away and crumbling right now.

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We musn't just fall in line and copy the actions of others.

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The amount guaranteed by the Japanese constitution,

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we'll have a culture festival with the
bare minimum amount of culture!

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How do we make a culture festival have
the bare minimum amount of culture?

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It doesn't matter with what

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as long as it has the minimum amount of culture.

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Raise your hand if you have something
you want to do for the culture festival.

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Eh?

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Yes~ Yes~ Yes~ Yes~

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I'm the class president...

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(Concert 1, Dance recital 2, Play 15, Mock trial 1, Forehead dance)

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This way,
(Concert 1, Dance recital 2, Play 15, Mock trial 1, Forehead dance)

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we make a decision by majority vote.
(Concert 1, Dance recital 2, Play 15, Mock trial 1, Forehead dance)

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We've decided on a play.

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I'm finished.

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Shout the World From the Center of Love
written by: Fujiyoshi Harumi
produced by: Kobushi Abiru

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Alright, I'll try rehearsing it once.

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Wo... Wo...

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World!

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He's yelling "world" very diligently.

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How awkward.

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Mmm...

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Still,

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it's too cultured.

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Even though it's a complete mess?

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But it's still not the bare minimum, is it?

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The performance has to be even less cultured.

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Then how much do we have to do?

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Mmm...

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If it's to be a performance at the level mandated by Japan,

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it needs to be as little cultured as possible.

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It's hard to tune, I see.

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Nozomu, clenching his teeth: If the performance is to the level
of Mizuno Haruo-sensei's, it's a bit too high.
Abiru, expressionless: Then I'm sure everyone would fall asleep.

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The scenario is also of too high a level.

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Even though I wrote it absent-mindedly while watching TV?

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Nozomu: The scenario needs to be about as cultured as Signs.
If it's at the level of A.I., it's too high.
Harumi: This is hard.  Ah, is it about the same as Gundam Seed Destiny?

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Anyway!  This play is way too cultured, so

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I can't allow you to use it at the culture festival!

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Shall we do something else?

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Since it's a pain to fix it.

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Samba 5, Band 10, Macal 5

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1 2 3 4 5

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It's too much.

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It's too cultured.

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Again?

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Even though it's plenty a mess?

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Nozomu, getting angry: The least cultured when it comes
to singing is about the same level as Tohoshinki.

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Nozomu: If it's like SMAP's Nakai, then the level is too high.
Chiri: Is that high?

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Kudo Jun's storytelling 5

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2nd year, he class, Kudo Jun (Kudo Jun).

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He's a storyteller who can create any story.

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The Loveless...

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The Loveless King.

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Once upon a time, in a kingdom,

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there was a king who wanted to have everything.

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Anything in the world that he wanted
to have, he got by using his money.

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The king said to everyone,

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"There is nothing that I don't have."

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One day, a boy visited his castle.

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"I'm scared to tell you this, but there is something
that even your majesty does not have.

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That is the love of another person."

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Omitted.

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By jumping into the villain's
attack, the king saved the boy.

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"Thank you, thank you, king."

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And so the king finally had another person's love.

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By trading his life for it...

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It was but one moment in his life, but by having love,

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the king was happy.

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It's too cultured!

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There's no way such a moving story
would be fitting for the culture festival!

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It's so moving...

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Comedy show.

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Since predictable things come out from
these things, I'm looking forward to it.

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Alright, let's hear jokes that have
the bare minimum amount of culture.

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This is the juncture between victory and defeat.

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That's too funny!

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It's not funny!

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That's no good. It's too cultured.

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we can't accept it if it's not more minimal.

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Wait, Mataro, aren't you laughing too hard?

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Kitsu: Then what's a minimally cultured joke?
Nozomu: Well, a low class joke might be something like, "there's no reason~"
Nami: I can't figure it out.

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Male student X: It feels a bit embarrassing to say, "There's no reason~"
Nozomu: Is that right? Anyway, if it's not something with the bare minimum amount of culture, we can't have it.

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Abiru: Then everyone will fall asleep?
Nozomu: That's why I said cultured.

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Circus.

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It's too cultured.

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Shadow puppets.

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It's too cultured.

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Face techniques.

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It's too cultured.

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It seems that so far,

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none of you have understood what it means
to have the bare minimum amount of culture.

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For example, this.

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A book?

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I consider that to be quite cultured.

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Not the book, but this part.

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The binding of the book is the part that is minimally cultured.

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And this!

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Isn't a cell phone more cultured?

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A cell phone that is minimally cultured

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has the function of reducing the words you write.

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(The reference here is to a T9-like predictive system in Japanese cell phones)

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It really works.

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Mine too.

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It seems that these days, everyone can do it.

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Mail~ Mail~

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Beyond those, I consider these to be of minimal culture.

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Minimally cultured fashion.

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Shoddy clothes, a stick, and a pot lid.

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Minimally cultured leisure activity.

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Extreme fishing.

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Nozomu: Minimally cultured self defense!
A kitchen knife!

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Minimally cultured debate.

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Minimally cultured affection.

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Politely begging, "go out with me!"

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Minimally cultured medical treatment.

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If you get a nosebleed, beat the back of your head!

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Nozomu: Minimally cultured crime!
Taking a 100 yen bead and color it black with a pencil!

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It's something like that.

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These are things that are minimally cultured.

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Do you understand?

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I don't get it at all.

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That's a problem.

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Then, teacher.

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Please do a lecture that is minimally cultured.

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This is starch extracted from a potato.

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If you put iodine on it,

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it becomes violet.

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Is that what happened?
(starch reacted with iodine)

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And only these types of exhibits...
(A water tank that makes the water poured into it hazy)
(An absorbant sprout)

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Yes. We could use anything, but if we show anything
beyond these, the culture level would be too high.

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Is that right...

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This is the juncture between victory and defeat.

200
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It seems this is becoming quite popular
among elementary school students.

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Mataro, that...

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This is the juncture between victory and defeat.

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A cultural revolution of the least culture.

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Itoshiki Nozomu.

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Despair Teacher.

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WC Nicole.

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Itoshiki Majiru.

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Script by: Kumeta Kouji
(note: author of original manga)

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Music by: Kamiya Hiroshi
(note: voice actor for Nozomu)

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Performed by: Hisamoto Kou

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Itoshiki Hiroshi

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You musn't grill Kyoto pancakes.

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We came to Kyoto for a school trip.

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But I'm not even a little happy.

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Because...

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Hey!

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You musn't stare so intently!

218
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Do you understand? We're here just to do preparatory research!

219
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That's right. We came here to do preparatory research for a school trip.

220
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,620
I've never even heard of anything like this!

221
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That the entire class would come to do the preparatory research...

222
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Did you think we would just
suddenly go on a school trip?

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That's how it's usually done.

224
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You'll end up sorry if you go on a school
trip without doing preparatory research first!

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You might get tangled up with students from another school.

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You might get lost.

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A soup might come before a meal comes out.

228
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What would you do if something like that happened?

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From the beginning, if it's a preparatory
research trip, can't just the teacher come?

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In truth, the preparatory research isn't a vacation, so it's free.

231
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You all used to say that, right?

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That the teachers were clever that way.

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Well, that's true.

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That's why we all came here, so that no one would complain.

235
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I've never heard of anything like this.

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Comfy Tourism
Fukuroko

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That the entire class would go on a preparatory research trip...

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Please shut up.

239
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Who is that guy.

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He's a vacation agency employee.

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If you refuse, I'll reveal your previous secret relations to the world.

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Hospitality fee.

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I worked hard for this research.

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The research took really long.

245
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So that's why you weren't around.

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Hey! You musn't stare so intently!

247
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Since we're just here for preparatory research!

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Don't look.

249
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Is a preparatory research trip really necessary?

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Of course.

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Preparatory research is essential for ons with the nature of a large-eyed herring!

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Shopping preparatory research.

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Slot machine preparatory research.

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Exam preparatory research.

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Date preparatory research.

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Don't you all do some preparatory research before going out on dates?

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Meet here.

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Lighten the atmosphere here.

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Dinner here.

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Look at each other here.

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Kiss here.

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If things go well here...

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I research beforehand! In order to not make a mistake!

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The actions during one's teenage years

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are also the preparatory research for one's future!

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For instance, the love life of a high schooler

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is for his true love in the future.

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In other words, it's preparatory research for love!

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Looks like this teacher said something quite wise.

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Not really.

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That's right.

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But then, when a first-time high schooler

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should go to the previous volume without doing the preparatory research!

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This teacher definitely said something good, right?

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Are you trying to change the subject?

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Harumi: I see!  SXXXka's Nakaha didn't mention that.
And MiXXXi didn't do the preparatory research for love.

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Alright, it's time to gather round!

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We're going to the next destination.

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Now, hurry up and get on.

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Why are you the one doing that, Kitsu-san?

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Don't open it.

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Teacher, I think Chiri-chan made this.

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Travel Guide.
Compiled by Kitsu Chiri.
Illustrated by Fujiyoshi Harumi

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What is this stack of paper?

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Just how detailed did she write to fill a whole telephone directory from one trip?

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The schedule is broken up into 2 minute segments.

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I can't put my mind at ease if I don't make something like this.

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Who is it that told her to make this?

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If you say Kyoto, I think of Kyoto pancakes.

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The Absent Party

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There's even an idol fold out.

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It's only preparatory research!
[Kingakuji]

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It's only preparatory research!
[Hihokan]

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Since we're here at Kyoto, let's have some of this.

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Itadakima-

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That's as far as you go.

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What are you doing?

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We're doing preparatory research.

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Shitamidera? I've never heard of this temple.

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It's used exclusively for preparatory research, so it's not well known to the outside world.

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Hey, Itoshiki-sensei.

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You came this year, too.

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I came to do more preparatory research.

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Well, please look around.

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Don't open it.

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You do this every year, teacher.

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Since I don't come to real school trips.

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What?

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If you don't do the real thing, is there any meaning to preparatory research?

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What are you talking about?

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Do you know how many things there are in this world that end at just the preparatory research.

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See, look at this.

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This is preparatory research for a perverted site.

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In other words, just the samples.

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Don't open it.

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Since it costs money to see more than this,

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I'm just constantly stuck at this preparatory research.

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In this world, cowardly people

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stop at just the preparatory research like this.

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Alright, please look around here.

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The world is filled with preparatory research.

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I'm home!

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That's?

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It's preparatory reseach for love.

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He fell in love at first site, so, in order to confess,

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he is donig preparatory research at her house 365 days a year.

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That's just a stalker.

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I'm in despair!

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This world that calls the preparatory research of a coward the same as a stalker has left me in despair!

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Monk, that...

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That's a figure?

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It's preparatory research for the female body.

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Because if you suddenly see a woman's body without doing preparatory research, your heart would stop!

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The path to the female body is dangerous.
Animation -> Figure -> Large Figure -> Love Doll -> Female Body.

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Don't open it.

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I see, Kitsu-san.

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Shall we do preparatory research of the ceremony hall together?

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You're serious, right? It's not going to end at the preparatory research, right?

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Haha, everything will be taken care of.

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Good for you, Chiri-chan.

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Th... this place?

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It's a funeral ceremonial hall.  Is there any other kind of ceremonial hall?

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For whose funeral is this preparatory research?

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For mine.

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Since it'll be too late once I'm dead.

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Ah, it's going to be a good funeral.

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Don't open it!

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Now, let's go to the next preparatory research.

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Next? Where?

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A good place was on sale, so I bought it.

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Could it be, a sweet home just for two?

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What is this?

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It's my grave.

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You have to buy it while you're still alive in order to get a good place.

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If you don't secure the next place you are going to live

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and just take things as they come in your life,

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you can't help it even if are blown off of Ayer's Rock.

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What are you doing...

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Hm? What is it?

360
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Do you know what it means to alter my schedule?

361
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Give me back my plans!

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Kyoto University Hospital

363
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I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

364
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He's in a coma.

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There's no way that something like a coma could exist.

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This is definitely prepartory research for his next life.

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Don't open it.

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This is Jordan River.

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So? Are you going to do preparatory research for the next life?

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But if you go there once, you can't come back, right?

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What if I die?

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This year's school trip will be to Okinawa.

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Then that prepartory research was meaningless!

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Teacher came back to life.

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Since it was just preparatory research.

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End

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You musn't grill Kyoto pancakes.

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Weekly Zetsubou Sensei Criticism

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Hello, viewers.

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In this broadcast, we will present the many opinions

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of those who watch Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei.

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Here is the first item.

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This is the opinion of someone with the pen name, "I love Buniko so much" from Tokyo.

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I think there are too many female characters.

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The atmosphere of the world was nicer in the original work,

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so I don't know why things are going towards being more moe.

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Thank you for your opinion.

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On this opinion, the assistant director Tatsuwa Naoiki said,

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"They're the director's orders, what can I do!?"

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and responded angrily.

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Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei will consult your opinions that have been submitted

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and use them to improve our future works.

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Here is the next item.

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This was submitted by pen name, "male festival."

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I'd like to see Nozomu-kun and Kudo-kun get more screen time,

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but I'm annoyed because only the female characters show up.

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Tall, with glasses, and wearing a kimono, there is no other character this particular.

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Still, that's something that only fits for Nozomu-kun.

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Thank you for your opinion.

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On this opinion, producer Kubota Mitsutoshi said,

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"Our company is working on a lot of TV shows including Hidamari Sketch,

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so please enjoy those other projects too."

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We can't spend a lot of time on them this time,

404
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but there were many other opinions besides these.

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There are too many changes to key characteristics of the characters,

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the frame is frozen, or I can't tell what's on the blackboard, those are a few examples.

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There were many more opinions beyond these.

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Thank you very much for all of your opinions.

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In the future, we will continue to consult your opinions

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and use them for our next projects.

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Please continue to watch Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei in the future.

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Weekly Zetsubou Sensei Criticism END

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Let's be in despair next time, too!