Heran Bago - nuts says:

hiya

Darnel Banks says:

sup

Heran Bago - nuts says:

so, let's get down to business

Darnel Banks says:

k

Darnel Banks says:

what u into

Heran Bago - nuts says:

not that kind of business

Darnel Banks says:

ok

Darnel Banks says:

what kind?

Heran Bago - nuts says:

the good kind

Darnel Banks says:

like umm

Darnel Banks says:

what u look like

Heran Bago - nuts says:

lemme rephrase

Heran Bago - nuts says:

let's fuck

Heran Bago - nuts says:

here and now

Darnel Banks says:

u top or bottom?

Heran Bago - nuts says:

what do you mean?

Darnel Banks says:

sex wise?

Heran Bago - nuts says:

top

Darnel Banks says:

whats your favourite positions

Darnel Banks says:

nice

Darnel Banks says:

figured with that hog

Heran Bago - nuts says:

heh

Darnel Banks says:

what your favourite position

Heran Bago - nuts says:

i don't really have one

Darnel Banks says:

i c

Darnel Banks says:

u have any fetishs?

Heran Bago - nuts says:

definatly navel

Darnel Banks says:

cool

Darnel Banks says:

so whats your name

Darnel Banks says:

what u look like

Heran Bago - nuts says:

i prefer the mystery of not knowing

Darnel Banks says:

thats cool

Darnel Banks says:

u ever come to canada

Heran Bago - nuts says:

nope

Darnel Banks says:

shitty

Darnel Banks says:

i want u to fuck me bad

Darnel Banks says:

 

Heran Bago - nuts says:

let's roleplay

Darnel Banks says:

ok

Darnel Banks says:

start

Heran Bago - nuts says:

well, choose a part

Heran Bago - nuts says:

i'll be the pizza dilivery guy

Darnel Banks says:

ok

Darnel Banks says:

and u come over

Darnel Banks says:

show me your sasage

Heran Bago - nuts says:

you need to order a pizza first

Darnel Banks says:

ok id like a pizza

Heran Bago - nuts says:

i'm not just there. i work at a pizza place

Heran Bago - nuts says:

call me

Darnel Banks says:

ok

Darnel Banks says:

hello

Heran Bago - nuts says:

hi

Darnel Banks says:

id like a pizza for delivery

Heran Bago - nuts says:

ok. what kind would you like?

Darnel Banks says:

supreme all toppings

Heran Bago - nuts says:

mm-kay

Heran Bago - nuts says:

extra sausage?

Darnel Banks says:

u know it

Darnel Banks says:

your sausage

Heran Bago - nuts says:

what size pizza?

Darnel Banks says:

large

Heran Bago - nuts says:

that's right.

your pizza will be ready in 45 minutes

Darnel Banks says:

cool i'll be waitin

Heran Bago - nuts says:

(45 minutes pass)

Heran Bago - nuts says:

*ding-dong!*

Darnel Banks says:

hello

Heran Bago - nuts says:

hi

Darnel Banks says:

come in

Heran Bago - nuts says:

here's your pizza

Darnel Banks says:

how much

Heran Bago - nuts says:

7.50

Heran Bago - nuts says:

or like, 9.50 canadian

Darnel Banks says:

cool

Darnel Banks says:

here u go

Heran Bago - nuts says:

(i take the cash)

Darnel Banks says:

u wanna come in for abit

Heran Bago - nuts says:

no thanks. i'm good.

i give you your pizza. you thank me and enjoy it. i leave

Heran Bago - nuts says:

i drive away $9.50 richer

Darnel Banks says:

i c

Darnel Banks says:

that sucks

Heran Bago - nuts says:

but the fuckin' boss takes it of course

Heran Bago - nuts says:

i only get like, 20%

Darnel Banks says:

thats horrible

Heran Bago - nuts says:

yea

Darnel Banks says:

i just want your cock sorry

Heran Bago - nuts says:

tips is most of my pay

Darnel Banks says:

oh ya

Heran Bago - nuts says:

but someone didn't give me any tips

Darnel Banks says:

i did tip u

Heran Bago - nuts says:

now you did

Darnel Banks says:

u didnt c how much i gave u

Heran Bago - nuts says:

oh. cool. thanks then

Darnel Banks says:

yup

Heran Bago - nuts says:

i'm saving myself for marridge though

Darnel Banks says:

i c

Darnel Banks says:

marry me

Heran Bago - nuts says:

i'm not into people

Darnel Banks says:

ok

Heran Bago - nuts says:

wolfs are hotter

Darnel Banks says:

oh ya

Darnel Banks says:

i think ud like my ass

Heran Bago - nuts says:

 

 

That was just too fucking creepy. Even to me. I had to bail from that fag fest. I'm tolerant of homosexuals and all. I'm only afraid of homosexuals (homophobic) when they begin hitting on me, which I am fully aware is my own fault in this scenario. I almost bailed on this one like, five times before I actually did.

 

And no I have never measured myself.