Now you're re-dead.

Heran Bago sez:

This Green Sphere is composed of a 42 year old guy looking for a supple boy. This was on #gaydads4sons on undernet.

Session Start: Sun Feb 27 01:16:47 2005
Session Ident: sklavo
<TabascoLopez> hi
<TabascoLopez> can i be ur "son"?
<sklavo> hello. how are you doing?
<TabascoLopez> shitty
<TabascoLopez> my friends at school are being dicks
<sklavo> you could be my son if you like bottom submissive dads
<sklavo> what did they do?
<TabascoLopez> ehh, nothing in paticular
<TabascoLopez> just beign dicks in general
<TabascoLopez> and that's just my kind of dad ;)
<TabascoLopez> i'm 12, is that like, too young?
<sklavo> no Sir
<TabascoLopez> do me right here then papa
* sklavo starts to undress you. taking of your shirt first
<sklavo> do you have a pic?
<TabascoLopez> sry, no, do you?
<sklavo> at http://profiles.yahoo.com/dereks43

* TabascoLopez whelps in sweedish delight and removes his socks
* sklavo starts to kiss chest. sucking on our nipples
<sklavo> may i know your stats please
* TabascoLopez pokes your started blue genes in a timely manner
<TabascoLopez> stats?
<TabascoLopez> i've got like, 200 mana
<TabascoLopez> and 50 strength
<TabascoLopez> and fucking 70 health
<TabascoLopez> but that's high for a warlock
<TabascoLopez> why?
<sklavo> how tall are you?
<TabascoLopez> ohh, 5'4"
<TabascoLopez> but that'll change if i can level up a couple times
<TabascoLopez> hey, i see you in the channel looking for other sons
* sklavo sucks on you right nipple
<TabascoLopez> am i going to have to teach youa lesson?
<sklavo> i am sorry Sir
<sklavo> i will leave the other channel
<TabascoLopez> alright
<TabascoLopez> as long as your sorry
* sklavo know i should be punished so i get the belt for you to spank me
* TabascoLopez rips off your belt
<TabascoLopez> don't you tell me what to do!
* sklavo bengs over
* TabascoLopez whips you
* TabascoLopez cries "Your not my real dad!"
<TabascoLopez> i hand you and amp hooked up to my bass guitar
<sklavo> i am sorry Master.
* sklavo takes the amp
* TabascoLopez plays a high riff that blows your lower intestines out of your abdomen
* sklavo screams out in pain
<TabascoLopez> i hate you
<TabascoLopez> you boned mom in the kitchen sink
<TabascoLopez> i wanna get emancipated
* TabascoLopez whips you with the belt once more for good measure
<sklavo> i have never boned a women Sir
<sklavo> it wasn't me
<TabascoLopez> hmm, i'll buy that
* TabascoLopez hands you a chicken quesadilla
<TabascoLopez> bone that
<sklavo> i am just a worthless slave. i only take cock
<TabascoLopez> well your gonna have to deposit to make any withdrawls from the cock bank
* sklavo starts to fuck the chicken quesadilla
<TabascoLopez> oh yea that gets me related
* TabascoLopez skips rope with lower intestines
<TabascoLopez> the bear trap hidden withing the quessadilla goes off!
<TabascoLopez> it snates your left nut and shlong
* sklavo screams
<TabascoLopez> lets go see a movie
<sklavo> can i take the bear trap off first Master?
<TabascoLopez> no
* TabascoLopez throws salt at wounds
* sklavo screams again
* TabascoLopez plays hanson CDs on full blast
* sklavo wants to die
<TabascoLopez> i'll grant your last wish
* TabascoLopez injects 5 liters of bleach into your neck
<TabascoLopez> you die in 23 seconds
<TabascoLopez> i had a stopwatch
* sklavo in now in slave heaven
<TabascoLopez> you get rejected at lave heaven for incest
<TabascoLopez> and sent to hell where there's only women for you
<TabascoLopez> and hanson plays 24/76
<TabascoLopez> yes, 76
<TabascoLopez> tampon-head-woman eats a rooster
* sklavo kills my self again and again
<sklavo> trying to get out of hell
* TabascoLopez bakes cream puffs in a pressure oven on 350 degrees F for 15 minutes
<TabascoLopez> you can't die your way out of hell
<TabascoLopez> i saw constantine
<TabascoLopez> and it sucked
<sklavo> i didn't see it
<TabascoLopez> good don't
<TabascoLopez> it's hell
<TabascoLopez> pun intended
<sklavo> may i say Sir, this is about the strangest conversation i have ever had :)
<TabascoLopez> i may say, i rubbed a hershey bar on my supple naked body
* TabascoLopez rubbes a hershey bar on his supple naked body
* sklavo comes back from the dead and starts licking your supple naked body
<TabascoLopez> your dead, that's cheating
<TabascoLopez> no hax on lan
<TabascoLopez> your hacking
<TabascoLopez> send me your demos
* sklavo is lost
<TabascoLopez> the G-man comes in and rubs a skunked opposum on your tarmak
<TabascoLopez> and the stewartess is all "fuck! there's an elligator on the tarmak!"
<TabascoLopez> fine, your back from the dead then
<TabascoLopez> you made a deal with satan
<TabascoLopez> so i holepunch your right nut, which is stilll undamaged
* sklavo would do anything for chocolate :)
<TabascoLopez> well, now it's damaged
<TabascoLopez> i give you chocolate
* sklavo eats the chocolate
<sklavo> then starts to lick the chocolate off your perfect body
<TabascoLopez> i throw you into a chasm
<TabascoLopez> with spikes at the botom
<TabascoLopez> and you scream "ONOES!" as trojan man puts his car into overdrive
* sklavo just lies at the bottom of the chasm with a few spikes in me....shit dead again
<TabascoLopez> no
<TabascoLopez> you were undead
<TabascoLopez> now your re-dead