TabascoLupe : alright
TabascoLupe : it's on
deviouswolfie : it is?
TabascoLupe : it is
deviouswolfie : ahh
TabascoLupe : i grasp your testicles and squeeze rigorously
deviouswolfie : i groan in pain/pleasure
TabascoLupe : i lick your navel
TabascoLupe : c'mon, do me somewhere
deviouswolfie : i bite softly at your neck and stroke your sheath
TabascoLupe : oo
TabascoLupe : my sheath's a blazin
deviouswolfie : *grins* I know, it's warm in my paw
TabascoLupe : i lick your hair till it hurts, then stop and sniff you up and down
TabascoLupe : i weild my highly-anticipated sword, it glistens in the moonlight
TabascoLupe : what now baby?
deviouswolfie : i take my paw and place upon your shiny member, and lick the head lightly
TabascoLupe : i swing it back and prepare for it full task
deviouswolfie : i turn around and lift my tail, wanting to feel you inside
TabascoLupe : i graps the hilt and swing it back, my sword of henbane steel hucks your boney ass in twain in one clean swing. i impale your head on a local pike and parade it about town
TabascoLupe : happy bastille day!
deviouswolfie : heh
TabascoLupe : i wear headphones and dance to the tunes of the late 80s
deviouswolfie : so superman
TabascoLupe : fine then
TabascoLupe : i bungey jump with your corpse
deviouswolfie : i didnt know i was that stretchy
TabascoLupe : no, you see i just hold your corpse
deviouswolfie : ohh
TabascoLupe : we then go see bridget jone's diary
TabascoLupe : it was a shitty movie
deviouswolfie : awesome date
TabascoLupe : you got attacked by vultures on the way home
TabascoLupe : i didn't care
deviouswolfie : and i sucked on the dirt
TabascoLupe : yeah. you sucked it hard
TabascoLupe : wallabys have their way with the skeleton the vultures left behind
TabascoLupe : which is mostly culinary
deviouswolfie : interesting
TabascoLupe : they totally get off on that stuff
deviouswolfie signed off at 11:57:17 PM.

Afterwards, deviouswolfie went back to the IRC channel I found him in (#gayyiff on furnet) and asked around what Bridget Jones' Diary had to do with yiffing.