TabascoLupe: hi
Yoda6942: Hello
TabascoLupe: saw a post of your on live journal
Yoda6942: Where?
TabascoLupe: would you cyber with a 23/f :-[ or am i too old?
Yoda6942: Oh, of course not :)
TabascoLupe: well then, could we?
Yoda6942: I would be happy to
TabascoLupe: not busy? yay!
TabascoLupe: ok. lets get down to it (if your ok with it)
TabascoLupe: i like jumping right in
Yoda6942: Of course
TabascoLupe: ok! should we roleplay?
Yoda6942: Sure. What would you like?
TabascoLupe: how about...
TabascoLupe: your a cop
TabascoLupe: and i just commited a crime
Yoda6942: Yes. I have just pulled you over, and you're sitting in your car
TabascoLupe: geeze officer. what did i do wrong?
Yoda6942: I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car, ma'am
TabascoLupe: *gets out* i'm sorry for whatever i did
TabascoLupe: what's it going to cost me?
Yoda6942: You can tell that to the judge. Put your hands on top of the car, and spread your legs
TabascoLupe: *spreads 'em*
Yoda6942: Well, that depends. I'm going to have to search you first.
TabascoLupe: ohh
TabascoLupe: oo
Yoda6942: I stand behind you with my pelvis right up against yours, and start rubbing your arms all over
TabascoLupe: ohh. officer
Yoda6942: Then my hands move to your chest, and squeeze your breasts
TabascoLupe: i think i know how i can repay my debt to society (and avoid any ticket)
TabascoLupe: why don't you take me down to that 'jail house' over there
TabascoLupe: *points to motel*
TabascoLupe: you can help me 'serve my time' over there
Yoda6942: Oh no, we're not done with the search yet
TabascoLupe: fine fine, continue
Yoda6942: My hands go down and rub the insides of your thighs, then go up your skirt and start rubbing against your crotch
Yoda6942: I'm going to have to do a cavity search, ma'am
Yoda6942: My hand slides down the back of your panties, squeezing your ass, and then slide the panties down off of your legs
TabascoLupe: oo
TabascoLupe: ugh. ohh yes. that's some goodcorruption of the law
Yoda6942: Just doing my job, ma'am
TabascoLupe: that's my tax dollars at work after all
Yoda6942: Yes, they are hard at work
TabascoLupe: VERY hard
TabascoLupe: you trippin' on viagra coctails officer?
Yoda6942: I slide two fingers into your pussy, and start rubbing them against your G-spot at the front of your pussy
TabascoLupe: Ah!!
Yoda6942: Oh, I don't need Viagra
TabascoLupe: ugh. take me into the car SARGE!
Yoda6942: My fingers wiggle a bit, and then start exploring the rest of your pussy, going toward the back
TabascoLupe: i need to pay my ticket NOW!
Yoda6942: There'll be time enough for that.
TabascoLupe: i reach backwards and start unbuckling your pants
Yoda6942: I pull out my handcuffs, cuff your hands behind your back, and then put you in the back of the police car
TabascoLupe: ok, that happens
TabascoLupe: where are ya taking me officer?
Yoda6942: I'm going to have to interrogate you in a safe house. ::points to the motel::
TabascoLupe: i gues soo
TabascoLupe: well you best turn the siren on
Yoda6942: Of course I will
Yoda6942: I drive the car over there, not worrying about traffic. I quickly get a key to one of the rooms, leaving you in the car the whole time
TabascoLupe: *looks at 12 gauge shotgun* your well loaded, eh officer?
Yoda6942: Of course. You never know when you might need it.
Yoda6942: I take you out of the police car, and into the motel room
TabascoLupe: breaking and entering makes me hot
TabascoLupe: the irony is soo sexy
TabascoLupe: i rip off your pants
Yoda6942: Oh no, dear, you are still handcuffed
TabascoLupe: the loud ripping noise scares children and small dogs in the street
TabascoLupe: i do it anway!
Yoda6942: Okay
Yoda6942: I'm undoing one of the cuffs, so that I can cuff you around the bed post, so you have your hands in front of you and your ass sticking out
TabascoLupe: gotcha pig!
with my hands uncuffed i grab the gun from your belt and fire two rounds into your crotch!
TabascoLupe: one in your left testicle, one in the head of your penis
TabascoLupe: i grab the army knife from my ankle
TabascoLupe: and dismantle your penis while it is attatched
Yoda6942: You forgot that the safety was on! I take out my nightstick, and hit you across the back of the neck
TabascoLupe: i laugh meniaclly and where your scrotum
Yoda6942: You're unconscious
TabascoLupe: too late pig. your testicle's gone
TabascoLupe: and your dick's a jigsaw
TabascoLupe: hot damn
TabascoLupe: my hooker friend runs in and laughs
Yoda6942: Loser
Yoda6942 signed off at 1:11:35 AM.