<guy19yo> how old r u

<TabascoLupe> old enough

<guy19yo> Really?

<TabascoLupe> yes

<guy19yo> How old then

<guy19yo> 38?

<guy19yo> 60?

<TabascoLupe> 27

<guy19yo> ok.

<guy19yo> what's ur name

<TabascoLupe> look, are we going to do it or not?

<guy19yo> do what?

<TabascoLupe> what else?

<guy19yo> I really don't know.

<guy19yo> u mean sex?

<TabascoLupe> have hot sex

<guy19yo> but u r not here

<TabascoLupe> let's roleplay

<guy19yo> Cool

<guy19yo> What's ur name?

<TabascoLupe> Scott

<TabascoLupe> alright, we'll roleplay, what are you?

<guy19yo> Let me think

<TabascoLupe> you there?

<guy19yo> Yes

<TabascoLupe> so what are you roleplaying as?

<guy19yo> what u think i shoud be?

<guy19yo> .

<TabascoLupe> a construction worker?

<guy19yo> What u thinki should be?

<guy19yo> Well, that'd be nice

<guy19yo> How abt u

<TabascoLupe> i'm pikachu

<guy19yo> U mean he cartoon?

<TabascoLupe> sure

<guy19yo> Cool

<guy19yo> :)

<guy19yo> what pikacu wants to do

<TabascoLupe> pikachu wants to go to vermillion city, but that's irrelevent

<TabascoLupe> ok, you show up and start unbuttoning your shirt

<guy19yo> Do u have a cock, pikachu?

<TabascoLupe> pika! *nods yes*

<guy19yo> :)

<TabascoLupe> you pull out a rare candy, i much rigorously on it

<guy19yo> Are u feeling hard now?

<guy19yo> take it, dear.

<guy19yo> What a lovely creature

<TabascoLupe> nothing makes pikachu harder than leveling up

<guy19yo> :)

<guy19yo> show me ur cock

<guy19yo> I have never seen a pikachu's cock

<TabascoLupe> *i show you the pikacock*

<guy19yo> hahaha................

<guy19yo> Well, quite big then.

<guy19yo> would be nice to have it in my cock

<guy19yo> r u good in fucking?

<TabascoLupe> pika..pikachu!

<guy19yo> :)

<guy19yo> Pika means yes right?

<TabascoLupe> ka ka. pikachu

<TabascoLupe> pikapika

<guy19yo> :)

<guy19yo> Come on

<guy19yo> Are u sure u can top me?

<TabascoLupe> kachu kachu

<guy19yo> Cool

<TabascoLupe> I use quick attack and ferociously bite your uncanilly hard cock. I cast thunderjold leaving you paralyzed for your next 5 turns

<TabascoLupe> i use a thunderstone transforming myself into a feirce raichu

<guy19yo> u r cruel.

<TabascoLupe> chu!

<guy19yo> Be mercy, pls

<TabascoLupe> rai! (never!)

<TabascoLupe> i you a precise thunder wave to seperate your testicles from your body

<TabascoLupe> i juggle the testicles, but juggling with two is easy

<guy19yo> Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<TabascoLupe> i just fucking bite your cock off.

<TabascoLupe> it's too easy

<TabascoLupe> then i have three things to juggle

<guy19yo> I am crying.

<TabascoLupe> two was way too easy

<guy19yo> dont u se my tears bursting out

<guy19yo> IT's pain

<TabascoLupe> my trainer comes up and tell me that i can't powerlevel here

<TabascoLupe> stuff's too weak

<TabascoLupe> but he congradulates me on evolving

<TabascoLupe> i'd never use that damn rock when he holds it

<TabascoLupe> we notice your tears

<guy19yo> Be mercy, dear

<TabascoLupe> i laugh and beat you up with your own severed penis

<guy19yo> I am too weak

<guy19yo> U r cruel

<TabascoLupe> damn right your weak! i'm beating you up with your own hard on!

<guy19yo> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

<guy19yo> Don't!

<TabascoLupe> i cast tail whip on you and your defense falls

<TabascoLupe> man, your skulls bleeding

<guy19yo> ah!

<guy19yo> I am dying.

<TabascoLupe> i rip you a new ass hole in the back of your head

<TabascoLupe> then procede to fuck it

<guy19yo> No..................

<TabascoLupe> i blow my load in your skull

<TabascoLupe> mm..mm..

<TabascoLupe> i still got five shots left though

<guy19yo> I beg u pls dont

<guy19yo> dont.

<TabascoLupe> but i'm right-horny

<guy19yo> ahh

<guy19yo> R u ging to fuck me again?

<TabascoLupe> the battles not over, you must be worth like, 300 exp

<TabascoLupe> i take a staple remover to your nipples

<TabascoLupe> i clamp good

<guy19yo> 300 exp?

<guy19yo> dont understand

<TabascoLupe> i could very well level up soon

<TabascoLupe> and i'll learn a new move soon

<TabascoLupe> i afix a bear trap to your arm

<guy19yo> Ahhhhhhhhh

<guy19yo> U r going to torture me again

<guy19yo> Oh lord.

<TabascoLupe> you just go yo' ass snagged in a bear trap

<TabascoLupe> i deliver the deathblow, i thoderjolt you and only a dead crisp remains

<guy19yo> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

<TabascoLupe> i level up like i predicted, woohoo! 46! look out moltres

<TabascoLupe> i go back to my trainer at the huge ass mall

<TabascoLupe> we get lemonade

<guy19yo> can i hv sme

<guy19yo> some

<TabascoLupe> he's all like, "cool"

<TabascoLupe> your a fucking strip of toast

<TabascoLupe> out in the field

<TabascoLupe> rattatas are eating your remains

<guy19yo> :(

<TabascoLupe> ":(" is right

<guy19yo> I hate u

<TabascoLupe> there's a snorlax in the way of the road

<TabascoLupe> we need a fucking pokeflute

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Heran Bago sez:

My name is not Scott.