Session Start: Sun Jan 16 00:40:59 2005

[12:40:am] <Xveers> you m or f?

[12:41:am] <RaunchyVelvet> whatever you want me to be

[12:42:am] <Xveers> heh

[12:42:am] <Xveers> i'd prefer fem, and my pants are open ;)

[12:43:am] <RaunchyVelvet> hot

[12:43:am] <Xveers> hehe

[12:44:am] * Xveers smirks playfully and fondles

[12:46:am] <Xveers> looking at other offers, I take it?

[12:47:am] <RaunchyVelvet> hehe

[12:48:am] <RaunchyVelvet> hold on a sec brb

[12:49:am] <Xveers> kk :)

[12:51:am] <RaunchyVelvet> k back!

[12:52:am] * Xveers grins and recommences fondling :p

[12:52:am] <RaunchyVelvet> oh baby, you make me so hot

[12:52:am] * Xveers grins and murrs, looking over your body

[12:52:am] <Xveers> me too ;)

[12:53:am] <Xveers> show me what you got babe

[12:54:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i open my fur, unvieling my tripple K cup

[12:54:am] <RaunchyVelvet> hurts mah back

[12:55:am] <Xveers> I'll bet, those beauties

[12:55:am] <RaunchyVelvet> you could use those suckers as booies

[12:55:am] <RaunchyVelvet> steer the land clear of boats

[12:56:am] <Xveers> alls I know is that they're steering me right into you ;)

[12:56:am] <RaunchyVelvet> climb them!

[12:56:am] <RaunchyVelvet> plant a flag on the summit!

[12:56:am] <Xveers> damn I want to suck and fondle them, grope and fuck those beautiful tits~

[12:56:am] <RaunchyVelvet> do it!

[12:56:am] <RaunchyVelvet> put on you hiking gear

[12:57:am] <RaunchyVelvet> which cosists of a party hat and a hot-dog-on a stick uniform

[12:57:am] * Xveers smirks and pounces you, embracing your body and sucking on your nipples roughly, tounge lapping at them

[12:57:am] <RaunchyVelvet> you like it

[12:57:am] <RaunchyVelvet> and your not ashamed

[12:57:am] <RaunchyVelvet> climb in a bathtub

[12:58:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i got a surprise

[12:58:am] * Xveers strips naked and prowls into a nearby large bathtub

[12:58:am] <RaunchyVelvet> damn right

[12:59:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i fill the bath with tonic water

[12:59:am] * Xveers growls as he massages his sheath openly

[12:59:am] <RaunchyVelvet> quinine all up in that shit

[12:59:am] <RaunchyVelvet> lemme she that sheath for a bit hun

[12:59:am] * RaunchyVelvet covers the sheath in duct-tape

[1:00:am] * Xveers urks

[1:00:am] <Xveers> what's that for?

[1:00:am] <RaunchyVelvet> you know it

[1:01:am] <RaunchyVelvet> it puts the "hard" back in "on"

[1:01:am] <Xveers> heh

[1:01:am] <RaunchyVelvet> you're hard as a crowbar

[1:01:am] <RaunchyVelvet> fuck my mountainous mandibles safety boy!

[1:02:am] * Xveers growls as he commences fucking your tits

[1:02:am] * RaunchyVelvet sets off the bear trap hidden in said tits

[1:02:am] <RaunchyVelvet> oh damn

[1:02:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i cught one!

[1:02:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i caught it dady!

[1:03:am] * Xveers growls and looks at you

[1:03:am] <RaunchyVelvet> nah, it's cool

[1:03:am] * RaunchyVelvet pries off your ppenis with a popsicle stick

[1:03:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i'll add it to the collection

[1:03:am] <RaunchyVelvet> michael moore comes in

[1:03:am] <RaunchyVelvet> and sits on your face

[1:03:am] <RaunchyVelvet> naked

[1:07:am] <RaunchyVelvet> (ya there hon?)

[1:08:am] <Xveers> you're going a bit beyond the normal...

[1:08:am] <Xveers> tis not what I enjoy, hence I dun continue

[1:09:am] <RaunchyVelvet> you can go all out

[1:09:am] <RaunchyVelvet> do me in places you don't know exist

[1:09:am] <Xveers> nah. i've changed my mind

[1:09:am] <RaunchyVelvet> aww, baby

[1:09:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i'm all warm now

[1:09:am] <RaunchyVelvet> why it gotta be that way?

[1:10:am] <RaunchyVelvet> mommy'll make it all right

[1:10:am] <Xveers> mommy'd better get on her knees and suck me off then

[1:10:am] * RaunchyVelvet gets on her knees and sucks her son off

[1:11:am] <RaunchyVelvet> into the incest eh? ok, sure

[1:12:am] <Xveers> I prefer young nympho gals (19-22) with ample tits

[1:12:am] <RaunchyVelvet> ample tits, i gotcha covered

[1:13:am] <RaunchyVelvet> but i'm like, 24

[1:13:am] <Xveers> that's still good ;)

[1:13:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i'm not too old =(

[1:13:am] <RaunchyVelvet> am i?

[1:14:am] <Xveers> nah... you're still a young lady. and the mid twenties is when a gal's still young and sexy, but with more experience :)

[1:14:am] <RaunchyVelvet> wee!

[1:15:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i could love you!

[1:15:am] <Xveers> hehe yes you could

[1:15:am] <Xveers> now why don't you show me how you do ;)

[1:16:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i unbutton your shirt

[1:16:am] * Xveers smiles as he loosens yours

[1:17:am] * RaunchyVelvet revs up a chainsaw and directs it towards your crotch

[1:17:am] <RaunchyVelvet> blood flies everywhere

[1:17:am] <RaunchyVelvet> FUCK

[1:18:am] <RaunchyVelvet> did i do it again?

[1:18:am] <Xveers> yups

[1:18:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i suck you off

[1:18:am] <RaunchyVelvet> twice

[1:18:am] <RaunchyVelvet> you come pickle juice

[1:18:am] <RaunchyVelvet> FUCK

[1:18:am] <RaunchyVelvet> was that weird

[1:19:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i unbutton you pants (better, eh?)

[1:19:am] <Xveers> (slowly getting better)

[1:19:am] <RaunchyVelvet> ohh man

[1:19:am] <RaunchyVelvet> my backs killing me

[1:19:am] <RaunchyVelvet> these lumps of sugar are just too heavy

[1:19:am] <RaunchyVelvet> it actually sucks being an E cup

[1:20:am] <RaunchyVelvet> maybe i'll get reduction surgury

[1:20:am] * RaunchyVelvet shows em

[1:20:am] <RaunchyVelvet> whatdo you think?

[1:20:am] <RaunchyVelvet> too big?

[1:20:am] <Xveers> come over here and let me hold em for a while. that should keep the weight down :)

[1:20:am] * RaunchyVelvet lets you hold em

[1:20:am] <Xveers> mmm nah~ I think they fit your frame nicely

[1:20:am] <RaunchyVelvet> when filming, keep everything in frame

[1:21:am] * Xveers fondles your tits

[1:21:am] <RaunchyVelvet> just for reference

[1:21:am] <RaunchyVelvet> ooo yeah

[1:21:am] <RaunchyVelvet> that's the one-way ticket

[1:21:am] <RaunchyVelvet> let's give it theold college try

[1:21:am] * Xveers pinches your nipples

[1:21:am] <RaunchyVelvet> are you interested down there too?

[1:21:am] <RaunchyVelvet> you seem happy up here

[1:22:am] <Xveers> like I said, i like tits

[1:22:am] <RaunchyVelvet> what's so good about tits?

[1:22:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i never got that

[1:23:am] <RaunchyVelvet> it's hard to sleep on my stomach

[1:23:am] <Xveers> i dunno... I just like them, the way they feel, thier softness...

[1:23:am] <RaunchyVelvet> cuz i'm like, they get in the way

[1:23:am] <RaunchyVelvet> they ARE soft

[1:23:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i gotta admit

[1:23:am] <RaunchyVelvet> and they help for intimidating other girls

[1:23:am] <Xveers> heh

[1:23:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i could just piss all over em

[1:24:am] <RaunchyVelvet> the other girls that is!

[1:24:am] <RaunchyVelvet> not the tits!

[1:24:am] <Xveers> hehe

[1:24:am] <RaunchyVelvet> ok, i stroke your penis-cock

[1:24:am] <Xveers> yeahh....

[1:25:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i slap it

[1:25:am] <RaunchyVelvet> do stuff with it

[1:25:am] <RaunchyVelvet> show me some tricks

[1:26:am] * Xveers smiles as over ten inches of red, thick cock pop from his sheath into your hands

[1:26:am] <RaunchyVelvet> Yay! Ten points! Ten points for Hufflepuff!

[1:26:am] <RaunchyVelvet> that is a good trick

[1:26:am] <Xveers> heh

[1:26:am] <Xveers> it can do more

[1:27:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i coat the monster eith peanut butter

[1:27:am] <RaunchyVelvet> mm yea

[1:27:am] <RaunchyVelvet> creamy Jiff

[1:27:am] <RaunchyVelvet> (just tell me if i start getting weird)

[1:27:am] <Xveers> (food's ok)

[1:27:am] <RaunchyVelvet> (k)

[1:28:am] <Xveers> why don't you suck on it. that'll get it to do a GOOD trick

[1:28:am] * RaunchyVelvet suck it

[1:28:am] <RaunchyVelvet> hermone comes in and casts illuminaria and runs away

[1:28:am] * RaunchyVelvet sucks it by the artificial moon light

[1:28:am] * Xveers murrs as the cockflesh ripples and floods out hot white cum all over you

[1:29:am] * RaunchyVelvet doctors penis-cock with white bread and takes a phat bite out of it

[1:30:am] * RaunchyVelvet anticipates the flu vaccine

[1:30:am] <Xveers> (no guro)

[1:30:am] <RaunchyVelvet> allright

[1:31:am] * RaunchyVelvet puts your cock through a chipper shredder

[1:31:am] <RaunchyVelvet> it rains penis

[1:31:am] <RaunchyVelvet> the mayor of cockville puts on a penis parade

[1:31:am] <RaunchyVelvet> YAY PENITH

[1:31:am] <Xveers> (too far you sorry wench, too far)

[1:32:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i bend it like beckam

[1:32:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i puree your bawls

[1:32:am] <RaunchyVelvet> did i go too far again?

[1:33:am] <Xveers> yeah..... you're royally creeping me out here

[1:33:am] <RaunchyVelvet> royally

[1:33:am] <RaunchyVelvet> i fuck the queen

[1:34:am] <RaunchyVelvet> michael moore rejoins the fray

[1:34:am] <RaunchyVelvet> he orders spanish meatballs

[1:34:am] <RaunchyVelvet> (food is ok)

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Heran Bago:

Me and Gabe did this one together. Lawl.