What is a furry?
It is far too often that people fins out about furries the hard way. This page
should provife information enaugh for you to understand.
To some up furrydom from an un-biased perspective. There are three general
types of furry.
1) ESEXE
-- This is the kind you see most often, and the main reason the furry culture
is hated. Basically, these individuals are attracted to animals. They also imagine
or 'roleplay' (RP) having sex as/with an animal. This is known as yiffing, and
may be done with other furries as well, in real life or online. It should be
noted that most are men of bisexual or homosexual orientation. (More
info.)
2) Artiste
-- There are furries that love the art of the culture. Furries can
be very artistic in drawing, writing, etc. Although there are a great number
that think they have talent when they don't. These folk may be inclined to be
attracted to artwork, real or fantasy, which most find closer to acceptable
that #1. (More info.) A real furry
artist will identify themselfs as such, just so some of you aren't confused.
3) No really, I'm a wolf.
-- There are fucking elitists even in the Furry community. There are people
who believe that they are in fact re-incarnated from Wolfs. Maybe they are just
human (or part human) at the present. (For more info, see the anime Wolf's Rain
or read below.)
(Furries really do love that anime).
That was non-biased. Here's what I have to say based on my experience:
Those guys are sick bastards.
In my quest of screwing with furries, I managed to catch Aragorn the Wolf on
AIM. He's a big-shot in the furry community. He wouldn't yiff, but DAMN is he
into this furry shit. There are many questions I've heard about furrydom, I
figured I could get some answers.
(All annotation by Heran Bago are in maroon, the
same color as kangaroo penises.)
TabascoLupe: heya there
Aragorn the wolf: hello
TabascoLupe
: hey, read your LJ, wanna yiff? (www.livejournal.com
is a hangout for all sorts of freaks. Furries included. "Yiff" is reffering
to "cyber yiffing", which is having sex pretending to be animals online.)
Aragorn the wolf: huh?
TabascoLupe: you's a furry, i'ma furry (sensical furry logic)
TabascoLupe: yiff, yiff i say
Aragorn the wolf: no, I have a boyfriend (Monogomous furries are rare.)
TabascoLupe: a shame
TabascoLupe: man, you suck at being a sicko
TabascoLupe: c'mon, we're attracted to animals, let us
fuck on a washboard
Aragorn the wolf: atleast I'm not a jackass
TabascoLupe: you are THE worst furry ever
TabascoLupe: you discrace all your gross sex-driven fur
coated bretheren
Aragorn the wolf: furry is not about sex you fanboy (Yes it is)
TabascoLupe: then explain it to me, nay, the world,
what is being a furry all about?
Aragorn the wolf: it's about animals, and
companionship, and beliefs
Aragorn the wolf: I truely believe in furs, so I dont need
sex to stay interested
TabascoLupe:
Animals:
I don't think humans are hot, it's all about wolfs
Companionship:
I love a good fuck
Beliefs:
I believe in over-exerted sexual freedom on the internet
TabascoLupe: How is that not a furry?
TabascoLupe: You "believe" in them? like, you think
people walk around who are half dog?
Aragorn the wolf: I AM one, just human for this life (Implying he was a wolf in a past life, and/or will be one in a later life.)
TabascoLupe: So tell it to me like it is
TabascoLupe: You were a wolf in a previous life, and
you really believe such?
Aragorn the wolf: *nods* (lol)
TabascoLupe: but then why are so many furries wolfs
and dragons?
TabascoLupe: why don't you see many snail furries or
aligators?
Aragorn the wolf: because those that are misguided,
like you, go for the sex appeal
TabascoLupe: you gotta admit though, wolfs are hot
TabascoLupe: you can see how some get suckered in
Aragorn the wolf: *nods*
TabascoLupe: what would you say to all the wannabe
furries out there?
and what to the many people who hate us because of our
odd nature?
TabascoLupe: this is actually for a project i'm doing
regarding our culture
Aragorn the wolf: wannabies need to zip their pants
occasionally, people cant really understand much (or
atleast n ot fully) but need to look away from CSI ;-)
TabascoLupe: lol. i saw that one (sorry, I lied.)
Aragorn the wolf: I havent
TabascoLupe: you're not missing much
TabascoLupe: what is the purpose of furries dressing up
as their respected animals?
Aragorn the wolf: it brings you closer to being a fur, this
from a fursuiter :-)
TabascoLupe: i see
TabascoLupe: there are obviously different types of
furries and factions thereof with different veiws of
furdom. You know, Sex, Art, your kind. What would
your explanation of and position on this be?
(I hope you don't mind the interview)
Aragorn the wolf: explanation - spirituality versus want
to fit in somewhere
All areas have a yiffy side, but so do most groups/cults. It
is important to look at the whole
TabascoLupe: i see
Why do you think nearly all furries are male, especially of
gay or bisexual nature?
TabascoLupe: ?
Aragorn the wolf: Hmmm.....socially rejected and
wqanting to find a common interest?
TabascoLupe: i see
TabascoLupe: believe me, you are answering the
questions of many people
TabascoLupe: do you think it's possible to truely
understand and truely hate something simultaneously? (I do with furries =P)
Aragorn the wolf: *smiles* but I am only one furson :-)
Aragorn the wolf: *nods*
TabascoLupe: you're almost a big-shot in the furry
comunity
Aragorn the wolf: *smiles* thanks, how do you mean?
TabascoLupe: can't really explain, just an outsider's
point of veiw
TabascoLupe: you know of any other big shots that are
like, REALLY into furrydom i could direct my questions
to?
Aragorn the wolf: I see, what is this interview for
TabascoLupe: most people hate furries
TabascoLupe: without really understanding them
TabascoLupe: and the more people understand, i'm
really getting mixed results
Aragorn the wolf: *nods*
TabascoLupe: i suppose it's safe to say that there is
more than one kind of furry, and the comunity is at a
semi-civil war
Aragorn the wolf: not really war, just varying interests
and sects
TabascoLupe: i see
TabascoLupe: so, any last words, or people you could
refer me to?
Aragorn the wolf: nope, I can only answer questions
:-)
TabascoLupe: alright, i will indeed kep that in mind
TabascoLupe: later
Did I offend you? Good. I wanna hear all your hate
if you've got any.
This page was made to inform, whereas the Green Spheres are for the purpose
of entertainment. The two shouldn't really be mixed.